Captain's log... 29 September, 2025:

The masses have lost their minds and most cannot be bothered to look up from their communications devices to notice the dark clouds of fascism growing overhead. All signs point to a carefully orchestrated mass hallucination event. Sycophantic creatures abound but are readily identified by their red caps embroidered with a poorly kerned white font. Make Apricots Greet Aliens or some such nonsense. There is a glimmer of hope, however, as small numbers of hominids seem to have retained their spines and are willing to speak out against the cacophony of lies and distortions. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, as they say. Recon still under way; will report more tomorrow.